LISTEN UP FIVES, A TEN IS SPEAKING

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You ever get high as fuck and drive your white friend to McDonald’s?

carrie-nations:

“Before succumbing to the Japanese in 1894, Chinese forces had been defeated by the British in 1842, by the French and British jointly between 1856 and 1860, and by the French again in 1884.”

please come dig me out of my dumb paper

“That’s what’s normal for wizards.”

suburbantragic:

If you’re afraid of a woman accusing you of rape because she regretted sex, then you must be very, very bad at sex. You must be so bad at sex that you deserve jail time. Go to jail. We’re done here. 

Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s a picture of my mom being a babe and me looking like an actual potato.

Mother’s Day weekend is off to a good start.

Same.

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